If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
if you prefer
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Chaos Magician Say
By Node Fizzgig and Friends
* With some slight modification I can make it better.
* Anyone seen that talisman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it.
* Parsons was a wanker—- Watch this!
* Now it’s time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.
* What you don’t know can’t hurt you, right?
* Don’t worry, everything’s under control.
* I know what I’m doing.
* Trust me.
* Hastur, Hastur, Hast—-
* No, I planned this, honest!
* I’m glad you asked…
* But the *theory* is sound.
* Yeah, but you should see the other guy.
* But if it’s already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?
* Now if only I had some bungee cords.
* Then Cthulu showed up.
* I really wish I had some chalk right about now.
* Everybody needs a hobby, right?