In Chaos Magic, beliefs are not seen as ends in themselves, but as tools for creating desired effects. To fully realize this is to face a terrible freedom in which nothing is true and everything is permitted, which is to say that everything is possible, there are no certainties, and the consequences can be ghastly.
Light a candle at least as tall and wide as the dick you seek.
In the light of a full moon, shed your clothes as you say:
I seek a dick
Both hard and long lasting
To end this time
Of sexual fasting.
Let it be clean,
Let it be gifted,
Appear to me soon
As the curse is now lifted.
Run your hands over your body as you turn three times in a clockwise fashion, then extinguish the candle flame with your eyes closed.
idk why, but this makes me laugh.